Dear girl driving the oldsmobile in front of me in bumper-to-bumper traffic this morning,

If you're old enough to drive, you're too old for pigtails.

Love,
Rachel

P.S. Watch the road bitch. I will rear end you if you don't move when the light changes.

Dear Harvard,

See you on January 3rd.  I'll be on my sofa.  Chillin' like a villian.

Love,
Rachel

Dear Harvard MBA Students,

Aren't you supposed to be the best of the best?  The future business leaders of the world?  In other words, highly intelligent?

It's winter.  Put on a fucking coat.  I'm cold just looking at you.

Love,
Rachel

Dear Dennis Eckersley,

I think you're a great NESN commentator.  You were a great Red Sox player in the 80's.  However, I'm worried that you don't have mirrors where you live and so maybe you just can't see your hair.  Therefore as a red sox fan, a woman, and a human being I feel I should let you know that  it's a problem.   It's 2007 Dennis.  Time ( Read more... )

Dear world,

Enough already with the rain. I'm no longer amused.

Love,
Rachel

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Dear Northgate Condominium Association,

I hate you. I hope you die.

Love,
Rachel

P.S. BASTARDS

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